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Hey Dumbass!

Posted in FYI with tags , , , , on August 19, 2009 by ♥JellyBean♥

Apparently not everyone gets this, so let me point out that this *here* is a blog post, on a blog (Free State of Mind).

On the right navigation bar is not a blog, it’s just a directory of feeds and keywords.

Over there you’ll see:

JellyBean’s Twats

That happens to be my Twitter account (that also accepts my plurks) that is being fed to the side bar by magical elves every time I tweet (post on Twitter). Are you following?

It’s not a BLOG, it’s a “tweet” or as I like to call it a “twat”.

So please if you are going to stalk me online and then proceed to bitch about what you see when you stalk me, refer to what it is in the proper terms so I can make sense out of your ramblings.

Thank you!



Public Service Announcement

Posted in Observations with tags , , on March 24, 2008 by hawksrock

I am saddened to have to inform the population at large of this fact, but I have just recently discovered a deep hidden dark secret in my pink haired princess that must be shared with the world. It appears that she is a full on poultry molester. She harbors delusions of one day having her own chickens again to enable her to build a coop from which she can sex chickens with her pinkie finger. I know, I was rather shocked myself. I will spare you the long graphic detail as to how this process is completed, because I am still trying to finish my dinner. For a period of time, I am keeping all poultry safely out of reach, and I have a crack staff of therapists working around the clock to try to help Jell figure out that sexing chickens in this manner is not socially acceptable (even if it is a common practice in Tennessee.)

As long as we are talking poultry I will leave you with a little joke I heard today at work.

Question: What did the egg say to the boiling water?

Answer: It is gonna be a minute until I get hard, because I just got laid by that chick.