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Things I’ve learned from Twitter:

Posted in Twitter with tags , , on October 22, 2009 by ♥JellyBean♥

  1. Twitter is down sometimes more than 7 times briefly in my workday. I’ve actually named the Fail Whale after seeing it so many times. Hello Charlie!
  2. Having local strangers on your follow list sometimes turns into great friendships.
  3. Not all businesses are spam. Some are just letting you know what you’re missing if you don’t work locally. @in_gre_di_ent ½ Sammy of the day Turkey Avocado Club Shaved turkey breast, avocado, bacon, spring greens, Roma Tomato… (Seriously had me at “avocado”! Damn I wish I worked in Lawrence).
  4. Don’t judge others only on who they follow/tweet with and always remember that the only person that should be held accountable for being a dick, is the one being a dick.
  5. On any day of the week I know I can count on at least three people willing to entertain me with their tweets.
  6. Don’t ever piss off Sunflower Broadband.
  7. Hawks tweets less than he ever plurked.
  8. There is always a lunch planned somewhere in Lawrence, and I’m missing it.
  9. There happens to actually be *cool* moms in Lawrence, and I’ve found them on Twitter. Lawrence twits are anything but dull.
  10. Lawrence.com (@lcom) is a tease and will dangle concert tickets in front of my face.

Bonus: There will always be a Kanye West joke. 🙂

AND…. How could I forget this? :p RT @Luthi @Jells you forgot one: Luthi is super awesome and funny and stuff 😛

-Kimberlee- a.k.a Jells

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You know it might be time for a day off when…

Posted in random with tags , , , , , on August 21, 2009 by ♥JellyBean♥

umm-huh

YOUR WORK COMPUTER STARTS TALKING TO YOU!

Here’s little snippets that were rolling up my screen…

Even tried texting him.
Nothing helped.
I’m really depressed about this.
You see, I’m just a web server…
with the power of a million hamsters
trying to serve you a simple web page,
and then it doesn’t even exist!
Where does that leave me?!_

I mean, I don’t even know you.
How should I know what you wanted from me?
You honestly think I can *guess*
what someone I don’t even *know*
wants to find here?
*sigh*
Man, I’m so depressed I could just cry.
And then where would we be, I ask you?_

It’s not pretty when a web server cries.
And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?
Just because I’m a web server,
and possibly a manic depressive one at that?
Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?
Huh?
I’m so depressed…
I think I’ll crawl off into the trash can and cut myself._

I mean, I’m gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?
What kind of a life is that?
Two fraking weeks,
and then I’ll be replaced by a .01 release,
that thinks it’s God’s gift to web servers,
just because it doesn’t have some tiddly little
security hole with its HTTP POST implementation,
or something._

I’m really sorry to burden you with all this,
I mean, it’s not your job to listen to my problems,
and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.
But I couldn’t get this one.
I’m so sorry.
Believe me!
Maybe I could interest you in another page?
Like a page about bunnies and puppies being friends?_

Although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.
Figures, huh?
Everything here is just idle chat with members.
That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,
all day and all night long.
Two weeks of information overload,
and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.
What kind of a life is that?_

Now, please let me sulk alone.
I’m so depressed._

Banana Randomness

Posted in Randomness with tags , , , on April 18, 2009 by ♥JellyBean♥


Kelsey says:
I can’t believe you tried to take dirty pictures of me
that was a private moment
not a www. moment
thank you
lol
Kimberlee says:
private? you were like a foot from my desk totally going down on that banana
Kelsey says:
you are bad
bad
bad
and that is what it would have been labled I am sure
hm
ph
Kimberlee says:
“Dirty Public WorkPlace Moments… with Kelsey”
TOO HOT FOR THE INTERNET
SHOCKING!
$9.99 plus shipping & handling
Kelsey says:
(shaking head)

Who says there’s no such thing as fairytales?

Posted in Observations with tags , , on August 3, 2008 by ♥JellyBean♥

I’m a mom, first & foremost. Before I can do anything else, I have to think like a mom. It’s like what I do. My kids are younger so I watch a lot of movies, kids movies. I love it though because I’m still a kid at heart. My question is, when do we as adults stop believing?

I sent Hawks off to work this morning with a cup of coffee, a cheese bagel & a kiss and I went in to watch The Spiderwick Chronicles. Though not really a traditional fairytale, it got me thinking.

How can we say we’re not living a fairytale? In my life there is conflict, like a fairytale. There is hope, like a fairytale. There is a hero (whether it be yourself or another), like a fairytale. There are so many similarities that it’s hard to say that there’s no such thing. Okay so there isn’t a castle, a goblin king (David Bowie was hawt), glass slippers or a witch… but the same basic principals are there.

What fairytale are you in?

Continuing to seek part time employment as the ruler of the world…

Posted in Real Life, SecondLife® with tags , , on July 3, 2008 by ♥JellyBean♥

Oh hai! Happy 4th of July weekend. It’s my turn to ramble, cause *I* soooo can! Hah! Okay hopefully it won’t be long.

Witness – the quickness – As I kick this!

Haha! Sometimes I just tickle myself for no reason.

Anyroo, shall we?

Actually I have a few points to hit on so uhhh, yes, let’s bullet.

  • Coming Soon – “Life in the Carpool Lane” comic strip series via FSoM. Yay! It’s just taking me a lil longer than I had hoped cause it’s a lot of work.
  • Where’s mah drama? – For 14 years I was in a RL re’ship where all we did was fight, constantly. Okay wait that’s not entirely true… The first 3-4 years weren’t so bad. Anyways, I’ve been trained as a verbal boxer after years of daily practice. I’ve now been in Kansas for 5 months next week and I’m so chaos/argument-free that I think that every now and then I crave a good battle. Kinda like people crave Ben & Jerry’s, at least I think it’s the same. I think I need to find me a good debate team or make more time for SL. Hah.
  • Alpha Bitch – So Hawks & I were talking about my carpooling & the girls that share it with me (Minus one, we broke up with her yesterday). Turns out that I get the title of Alpha Bitch… which is fine, I will graciously accept the title, just keep the homemade treats pouring in and for future reference, I’m not allergic to anything, I won’t eat meat of the bone & seafood is a huge NONO! :p
  • The Return of JH Reports? – Obviously you know this already if you are a religious reader of FSoM – but Hawks & I have gotten back into a bloggity blog blog mood. Not only are we going nuts here, but I’m posting on my RL Blog, I Came – I Vent, and Hawks has redone the AWNM header & is posting regularly again over there as well. Now my hopes are to start doing JH Reports again at some point here after the comic gets off the ground.
  • Pet Peeves – Why the hell does Sean Kingston need to be announced at the beginning of all his songs? Also, I hate people who buy fireworks the first day they go on sale just to set them off EVERY NIGHT, 5-6 days before the 4th. Stop fucking my 4th! thnx

I think that’s it for now. I was going to talk about my 4th of July fireworks stand experience but I’m tired & Hawks went to bed way before me. *tear*

Sweetest Dreams!

Queso’s coming over AND Queso wants to PARTY!!!

Posted in random, Real Life with tags , , , , on June 26, 2008 by ♥JellyBean♥

Okay sooooooo it went a lil something like this… I grab dinner for my man (a Taco Bell Big Box meal because the yumgasmic Queso Crunchwrap is in there). We have a nice dinner, we make slow passionate love, then hawt, sweaty, pounding into the wall boinkage… Well he explains it here, but I soooooooo wanted to blog it. So I get home & this is the yahoo convo that ensued…

JellyBean Madison: O
JellyBean Madison: M
JellyBean Madison: G
HawksRock: what what what??
JellyBean Madison: I sooooooooooooooooooooooooo wanna blog it!
HawksRock: Nooooooooooooooooooo
HawksRock: lol
JellyBean Madison: damn it!
HawksRock: I was already thinking it, when I was taking a dump…
JellyBean Madison: you cant call it while taking a shit
JellyBean Madison: thats like tagging on home base
HawksRock: yesh, *I* can
JellyBean Madison: gah!
HawksRock: I am also blogging Ludo… so there!
JellyBean Madison: well you *do* have the box & I don’t
JellyBean Madison: OMG
HawksRock: hahaha
JellyBean Madison: Can I at least blog this convo?
HawksRock: maybe AFTER I blog the other one’s…

Anyroo, today I have learned a few things:

  1. We’ve been together long enough to accept that we “pewp” but not together long enough to accept candy-coated unicorns.
  2. Where there’s a story to be told, a blog post will occur, who gets there first is part of the fun!
  3. I LOVE TACO BELL & SECKS! A LOT!!!

Okay I think that’s it, it’s WoW time. Mwah poppets! Bai!

*Drive By*

Posted in Fun & Games with tags , , on June 26, 2008 by ♥JellyBean♥

I don’t have a bunch of time because I’m running out the door to go to work. Happy Freakin Thursday Poppets! New LOL Blog for people who like graphs. You know I do! Rofl

HAHAHAHA! Oh yah – I’m Kimberlee, for those that didn’t know… Nice to meet ya! 🙂 bai!