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Banana Randomness

Posted in Randomness with tags , , , on April 18, 2009 by ♥JellyBean♥

Kelsey says:
I can’t believe you tried to take dirty pictures of me
that was a private moment
not a www. moment
thank you
Kimberlee says:
private? you were like a foot from my desk totally going down on that banana
Kelsey says:
you are bad
and that is what it would have been labled I am sure
Kimberlee says:
“Dirty Public WorkPlace Moments… with Kelsey”
$9.99 plus shipping & handling
Kelsey says:
(shaking head)


This cracked me up…

Posted in Real Life with tags , , , , on March 30, 2009 by ♥JellyBean♥

If you have no idea what I do for a living, just know this, the dull moments are far & few as of late.

The file is 8 pages long – you will need to put up 16 posters to
complete this task (thus, you will need to print out the file twice.) Each page has a short story on it in its entirety – you should put them up somewhere plausibly arty or intellectual – for instance, on the campus of a university, or in a bohemian part of town like the Mission in San Francisco or Greenwich Village in Manhattan. Examples of places that are not appropriate for the posters are primeval rainforest, municipal parking lots, cattleyards, elementary schools, the top of Everest, the void of interstellar space, Bob Jones University and depressed industrial parks. Within these guidelines, be creative – I’ll settle for anyplace people are likely to be avid
readers and interested in the arts.

High-traffic, captive audience kinds of places are always good – toll plazas on bridges, public transportation and so on (if this can be safely, legally and courteously done, that is.)

Shamrocks and Shenanigans

Posted in Holidays with tags , , , , , , on March 10, 2009 by ♥JellyBean♥


St. Patrick’s Day in Downtown Kansas City is the newest addition to one of Kansas City’s favorite traditions! Come down to see an AMAZING line up of live entertainment and music.

The party kicks off at 6 a.m. with KEGS & EGGS at McFadden’s, with 96.5 the BUZZ broadcasting live.

The NON-STOP  festivities continue throughout the day as 96.5 The Buzz presents SHAMROCKS & SHENANIGANS, a day-long Irish and rock music festival.  Check out the full line up below.

Shows begin at 11 am!

KC Live! is HOME to two of Kansas City’s biggest and BEST Irish bars: McFadden’s and Raglan Road Irish Pub. Grab some Irish fare at Raglan Road and check out the crazy games and contests at McFadden’s, or enjoy green beer and great music at KC Live! Shamrocks and Shenanigans, the newest St. Patrick’s day tradition at KC Live! in the Power and Light District!


Brynn says:
we should get shamrock tats
Kimberlee says:
and big hats!
Brynn says:
Brynn says:
and knee highs
Kelsey says:
oh totally
Kimberlee says:
and Kelsey *needs* those BIG green shamrock glasses!
Kelsey says:
I will get shamrock tats… it would be cool
Kelsey says:
Kelsey says:
I would rock them
Brynn says:
yes!! you need those
Kelsey says:
maybe not with that hat
Kelsey says:
that might be a tad bit much for me to keep track of
Brynn says:
Kelsey says:

Sometimes… You Just Don’t Have Words.

Posted in Real Life with tags , , on January 29, 2009 by ♥JellyBean♥

You know the saying: sometimes you’re the fly & sometimes you’re the windshield? Yah well I’m feeling like the fly today, except not only did I splatter on the windshield but my ex husband came up & fucked me in the ass while I died. I can’t even begin to explain how many levels of screwed he gave me in a matter of just a few hours. The woman he has living with him (she’ll remain nameless because I don’t mean her any ill will – I was fucked in the head once too) has a blog. She leaves comments off, I’m sure with good reason because heaven forbid someone remove her rose colored glasses. I went to visit it today because after all he has put me thru today I needed a laugh. Here’s what she says about the man who committed tax fraud on mine & my two sons’ behalf and screwed us out of our tax return. (IRS will flag it & review at their convenience)

I am so greatful for Nite and I love him with all my heart and soul. He is the finest man I have ever known. He has incredible integrity and loyalty to his family and friends. I am honored to be with this man… I love you Nite! your my hero!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wait…. wait…. hold on a sec…. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! There’s more but I think I snorted on it. THE FINEST MAN! INTEGRITY? Oh don’t even get me started on loyalty!!!! HAH! I’m sure it is a great honor to support this man! Yup!


Posted in Real Life, SecondLife® with tags , , , on September 10, 2008 by ♥JellyBean♥

This is *my* Rosie Shark & I want everyone to know that her RL birthday is this Saturday (September 13th)… She so is so uber special that we’re not only going to let her have a birthDAY, but a birthday WEEKEND, no, no, a birthday WEEK, mayhaps a birthday MONTH, or even better… a birthday YEAR!!!

If you see Rosie inworld tell her HAPPY FREAKIN BIRTHDAY, or find her on Plurk here.

Birthday Antique

You are antique,
We need to tweak,
Start with physique,
Let’s make you a geek,
Or just join a clique,
And become sleek,
What do you seek?
A birthday creek,
With sublime mystique,
Surely unique,
I shouldn’t speak,
Quite often critique,
Courageous or meek,
Today is your peak,
Enjoy the week,
And stick out your cheek!

Haha! You know I wub you, you big ball of wubbers! <33

Life After 30?

Posted in Real Life with tags , , , on August 30, 2008 by ♥JellyBean♥

Last night was the first time that I’ve gone out and actually partied like crazy since I left Hawaii. I have Kelso to thank for that. So like… Thanks!

Hawks had to work today so he stayed in & I went out. Starting with The Replay Lounge. I went by myself because Kelso & her brother weren’t downtown quite yet. Kinda good & pathetic at the same time – I didn’t have to pay the $3.00 cover because *I* was alone. Hah!

As soon as I hooked up with Kelso & her brother we bar hopped… BUT it wasn’t until we ended up at the Sandbar that things took off. Yes, I now know that the link I just threw in here is actually a live cam at the bar. *slaps forehead* Not that I did anything wrong but I was dancing in about the same spot that cam is angled. Haha! I’m sure ya’ll would have loved to see me dance to Tonto Jump On It or Hammertime, huh? Two words: Good Times!

A favorite of visiting alumni, The Sandbar has a penchant for Songs You Know By Heart and other tropical tunes. It’s a cozy cabana both in space and spirit. Sip a margarita next to their huge tanks of exotic fish. Get down up on the bar. Or max with a smile. The Sandbar is as free-spirited as a sailboat.

I think they have the only indoor hurricane in the world—a full-scale special effects production complete with driving wind and rain. I had bubbles in my hair & I quickly realized why I needed to cover my drink as they warned prior.

Firsts for me included their exclusive Shark Attack drink (you had to be there to understand), dirty banana (I crack myself up) shots & an Irish Car Bomb shot. I even got to bring beads home around my neck & didn’t even show my tatas for em!

We’re so going back… but right now I need a nap to kill the rest of this hellacious hangover.

Back on the Internetz!

Posted in Real Life with tags , , on August 29, 2008 by ♥JellyBean♥

I’m now on Lawrence FreeNet as of yesterday p.m. It’s not really free & it’s not really net. Hah! It’s more like a fat & sugar free substitute for real cable internet but hey as long as it’s not peak hours, I’m golden. So mayhaps you’ll see me on at my 3 a.m. – Shup! I don’t have a problem. Anyroo, that’s the update for now. Toodles!