My Alt is a SLebrity…

I don’t like to call a lot of attention to her and I’ve stayed quiet for a long time. However with all this hoopla going around about virtual celebrity, why not? I’ve chosen not to use her name in this post to protect her privacy and to keep from compromising her future missions. *side note* I actually did try to call her to ask but for some reason she’s not taking my phone calls.

My alt was born on: 2005-08-28 and has lived a very charmed life. She’s been a heartbreaker, a lover, heartbroken, starred in numerous machinima projects (and some porn), a secret operative during wandie games, rubbed elbows in clubs owned by people who would never let “JellyBean Madison” in and was even given her very own Starax Wand from Starax himself.

I remember the one time that we were able to shop together and how the people flocked over to have snapshots taken with her, some even asked for Freenis autographs. She turned to me and said, “Now I know some people think I’m e-famous, and a lot of people want to be like me, but as I keep pointing out, it’s not really me that’s e-famous, it’s the creator of this fabulous prim hair. But with any luck, all that’s gonna change. I’m gonna be e-famous in my own right.”

And from that day on she lived her dream and achieved her goals. I sat quietly in awe as she climbed every mountain and crossed every sim line. Once just a shy little Ruth among many, she bloomed into the meglomanical star she is today.

Now I know some people think I’m famous, and a lot of people want to be like me, but as I keep pointing out, it’s not really me that’s famous, it’s the office of the president that’s famous. But with any luck, all that’s gonna change. I’m gonna be famous in my own right.